People annoy me. Some more than others. This series of posts will be rants on particular groups of people whom o some part of me believes are the spawn of satan. In this edition, I will be slamming body language analysts.
Body language analysts - i'm sure we have all met people who hang on every word you say and read too much into your diction and tone. When you put these people through a trash compactor you get body language analysts, who take note of every nuance of your facial expression and body movement claiming they contradict what you are communicating verbally. In other words the basic assumption of their every cognitive leap is that people are potentially lying to them, which is a grade of cynicism and paranoia that even I find disturbing. In my opinion it's a petty version of the God complex. At least when doctor's have it it's because they are privy to insight and knowledge consequestion to the health and life and death of their patients, not to shit that doesn't affect anything. "you were shaking your head as you agreed with that statement, therefore you must disagree!" "no bitch I agree and I was shaking my head at your pathetic line of work, biiiiiitchhhhh"
NEXT EDITION: Match makers.
matchmakers - in my opinion these people never grew out of high school (and considering their career choice probably didn't graduate either) and get some kind of power high from having some measure of agency and authority in one of the most important aspects of other people's lives. case in point, that woman on Million Dollar Matchmaker on Bravo TV. Everytime i see her face when i expect to see a Project Runway rerun ... errgghh
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